I bet most of didn't know I have a degree! That's right a diploma and everything.
Here it is...
That's right it's signed by non other than Captain Jack Sparrow. 
He was my Professor at the Academy!
He taught me to impress the on looking ladies with my sword handling,
how to use my sword to defend myself against other pirates,
And of course how to sing and dance!
I'm only an Apprentice Pirate. I thought about going back for my Masters, but my Mom said there's not a lot of work out there for pirates right now so I'm going to stay in Elementary School and keep my options open.
I'm only an Apprentice Pirate. I thought about going back for my Masters, but my Mom said there's not a lot of work out there for pirates right now so I'm going to stay in Elementary School and keep my options open.
2 comments:
although it would be VERY cool for you to be a pirate...i think your mom is right...i hear the pay isnt so good either!
Peyton sweetie if you want to get your masters to become a Pirate you just go for it. LOL!!!! You can be any thing you want to be. You just go out there and kick butt.
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